HOW TO BECOME A FROG TRAINER

Frog Training Tip 1 – Find a frog who is willing to be trained, preferably a bullfrog. It’s easier to train bullfrogs.

Frog Training Tip 2: Name your frog BF, which is short for Bullfrog. Male or female, they’ll all answer to BF.

FROG TRAINING Tip 3: Turn BF into a loyal pet with tender, loving care. Play with BF and talk to BF.

FROG TRAINING Tip 4: Frogs are best at using their tongues because they enjoy it; therefore they learn tongue tricks quickly.

FROG TRAINING Tip 5: If you don’t have a compatible sex partner who enjoys oral sex, get one.

FROG TRAINING Tip 6: Become an expert at performing sexual tricks with your tongue before you attempt to train BF.

FROG TRAINING Tip 7: While you’re becoming an expert with the help of your partner, feed BF an ounce of honey in a bowl every day.

FROG TRAINING Tip 8: Design a harness of soft straps to keep BF where you want him while you demonstrate your tricks.

FROG TRAINING Tip 9: Apply a dab of honey to the part of your partner’s body that you plan to use your tongue on, and let BF lick it off.

FROG TRAINING Tip 10: Before you call yourself a Frog Trainer, read excerpts from “The Frog Trainer” on my site at: tftrainerauthor.com